Mary Meihofer, Staff Writer
Mary Meihofer is a sophomore in her first year on the Warrior Wire, and is dead set on making a lasting impression. Whether through her meticulously crafted stories or poorly timed jokes, she plans to make her time on the Wire count. Though she’d like to claim her success in her studies stems from sheer brainpower, much of it has to be attributed to the copious amounts of Diet Coke she consumes weekly. When Mary isn’t dealing with the consequences of late-night procrastination, she’s likely helping her sister bake or snapping at her Doberman to get down from the counter. No DNA test required—their shared love for food is enough. A couple other of her personal passions include binge watching Marvel movies, learning about the ocean, and losing many, many tennis matches against her mother.